It’s amazing what a deep and personal hate you can develop for typefaces you don’t like.
What is this sass. I’m looking for a specific list. Do not mock me. I will hi-stick you in the face.
There was a huge list of prompts floating around last week that I meant to snag and forgot. Of course, now I can’t find it. Does anybody happen to have it stashed somewhere by chance?

“I hate playing male characters in World of Warcraft, but because of my problems with other players flirting with me if I happen to be playing my Pandaren, I have no choice but to change back to my male toon in order to stop being harrassed and flirted with. I don’t mind male models, but I want to play my female Pandaren more.”
I’m sorry, but if you’re actually getting “harassed”, don’t take it, file tickets against them, add ‘em to ignore and you wont even see /e or /___ (whatever) from them.
This is a poor solution to the problem. I’m also not sure why harassed made it into scare quotes as if this isn’t something that happens on a fairly regular basis to female toons/players.
It’s fucking exhausting to handle these tools and you’d be surprised to find out how many of them ignore-evade in order to subsequently tell you what a bitch you are for not being able to take their ‘joke’. It’s also fairly rare that the offenders ever actually receive any sort of consequences to their behaviour, as evidenced by a handful of notorious individuals on WrA who seem to make it their personal hobby to troll female players/toons.
Sometimes people just don’t want to have their faith in humanity dented again and will avoid their female toons until they feel up to it again. And let’s be clear here: we’re talking about female players on female toons because these assholes with backflip the fuck on back to Broland if you tell them you’re a guy.
Imagine your most self-conscious OTP person giving the other a striptease.
This doesn’t work for Smashball Milkshake because, even though she’s relatively self-conscious sometimes, Hanneke still thinks she’s hot shit and would gladly do this if it were asked of…
Rosefica would probably be up for it, and she plays very well at the “self-conscious” bit.
Phinny is probably too self-conscious to do this, having two babies in quick succession did nothing for her body esteem (though Sandor insists she’s even better looking now).
and we do not argue with mr. gregane no we don’t.
If Howsa ever learns where Jad sleeps, that is the sight that he will wake up to.
Bats are for hugs, people.
The shriek of terror/rage probably wouldn’t be very manly, but it would be loud.
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
VAMPIREDUDE:
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 uME:
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.VAMPIREDUDE:
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lotsME:
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.VAMPIREDUDE:
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!ME:
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS